Monday, November 17, 2003 - Apache Junction, Arizona, USA
THE FANTASY OF THE "MALE LESBIAN"
I have to thank a recent commenter at another site for reminding me of this habitual male remark when confronted with a cute homosexual female. "I consider myself to be a male lesbian." I'm sure more than a few of us have heard this statement from men many, many times before.
Please allow me to make one thing perfectly clear, Bubba. There is NO such thing as a male lesbian. Especially a man who considers two men being sexually together as "the sickest, most disgusting thing there is." Um, Bubba, most lesbians have male gay friends and they do NOT consider them disgusting in any way.
Just because you are a Bubba who likes good looking women, lesbian or not, it doesn't make you a lesbian in a male's body. Now, if you were a transvestite as in the picture of Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter above, you might be a little closer to being able to make that remark. But only if you have done your homework and are transsexual and scheduled for the "change" operation. The only male who could justifiably make that claim would be a post-op transgender, but she wouldn't cause she now considers herself to be totally the woman she was born to be.
Bubbas like you have no understanding of the female body other than how to use it to satisfy yourselves. If that weren't the case you wouldn't be fantasizing about being turned on by watching two women. You'd be out there pleasing a woman yourself, which I doubt you've ever really accomplished. There are many good men in this world, I'm sure. But it's Bubbas like you that make the saying, "If it has tires or testicals there's bound to be trouble down the road," a very honest platitude.
So I suggest you lay your fantasies aside. No true lesbians will ever perform for you. You might get your wife or girlfriend (pity her) to put on a show with a bisexual friend, but that's about the end of it. I'm afraid you're stuck with with your blow up dollies, paper girlfriends from nudie magazines and made for men sex pix of "lesbians" from porn sites. It's Bubba's like you that give men a bad reputation.
Thanks for the inspiration.
©2003 Marcia Ellen "Happy" Beevre
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